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The American World

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2004

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- What?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Where?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- How many stans are there?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- NO! Uzbekistan!
- What? Upakistan?
- Uzbekistan
- Where the fuck is that??
- Central Asia
- What?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- I said Uzbekistan!
- Where is that?
- It’s in Central Asia
- Hm… You don’t look Asian

* * *

- Where are you from?
- You probably don’t know where it is anyways…
- No, tell me, I do!
- I’m from Uzbekistan
- What?
- Told you….

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Where???
- Uzbekistan
- Pekistan?
- Uzbekistan!!
- Oh… I know one guy who is also from… there.

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Oh…

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- FUCK YOU! Do I look like I’m from Pakistan to you?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Us-what?
- Don’t worry about it.

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan. It’s in Central Asia, Former Soviet Union.
- Oh, so it’s in Russia?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Russia….
- Oh, Russia’s very big!!!
- Yeah… whatever.

* * *

2005

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Afghanistan??
- IRAQ!!!
- Oh shit!

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Iraq!
- Oh shit!

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Afghanistan!
- Oh!

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Afghanistan??

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Afghanistan??
- Yeah…

* * *

2006

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Kazakhstan??
- No.
- Where then?
- I said Uzbekistan
- Oh…. have you seen Borat?
- …

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Oh! Borat is from there right?
- …

* * *

- Where you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Oh… is that where… that… uh..
- NO! it’s NOT WHERE FUCKING BORAT IS FROM you dumb fuck

* * *

- Where are you from?
- It’s none of your fucking business!
- (*What the fuck is wrong with this Arabian…*)

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August 1, 2007 - Posted by Davron | LOLs, Quotes, Random Shit, Thoughts | | 8 Comments

8 Comments »

  1. I dont think Uzb in such a shit for such fukin discussion, yesli smojesh uvidet togo kto pridumal eto, pereday poymayu zareju, ya “patriot” :) ))

    Comment by Rustam | August 6, 2007 | Reply

  2. Ya napisal vsyo eto. Zdes’ tak vsyo i est’ – budut dostava’ voprosom “Where are you from?” ne znaya chto zemlya kruglaya

    Написал не чтоб “унизить” нас Узбеков, а скорее Американцев (нас же… шутка) :)

    Comment by Davron | August 6, 2007 | Reply

  3. Slish u have enough possibility uznat Amerikosov u sya v new yorke, no ya dumayu ti doljen pomnit chto ti sam Uzbek vishedshiy iz Uzb, tak chto yest mnogo drugih shutok uznat etih fuckerov , a tak delo tvoyo cho hosh to i pishi, kstati napishi o pochte po kotoroy mojno peredat posilku iz USA ili naoborot iz Uzb k vam, po podrobney, nazvaniyye, ceni, dlitelnost i td tp! Udachi…..

    Comment by rustam | August 9, 2007 | Reply

  4. LOLz это все то что меня всегда спрашивают, особенно №4. man, those US people are dumb. их мирвозрение дальше америки, может мексики, не уходит. dumbheads

    Comment by miki_angelgirl | November 1, 2007 | Reply

  5. They need to “Turn off the News and READ, N….!”

    All they show on TV is Britney and Hilton, what do you expect…

    BONUS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww :D

    Comment by Davron | November 1, 2007 | Reply

  6. wow it’s so funny, :D
    USA is the blue continent you dumb shit.

    Comment by noname | May 8, 2008 | Reply

  7. Привет Даврон.
    Аналогичный случай, и как понимаю не таких случай до фига. Думаю надо их понять. Для них нет страны от которой они бы могли брать пример. Вот и им не обязательно много знать. Я бы тоже таким был бы если бы был американцем ;) даже если бы у меня был выбор. Выбор, типа быть как мы говорим “дебилом” либо не им :) . Но это конечно не всех их касается.
    Надеюсь мысл передал.
    P.S. Борат козёл!

    Comment by Sharif | June 11, 2008 | Reply

  8. lmao. i went through almost all of the conversations like above. and these stupid americans always remind me that i don’t look asian. my eyes are just too big to look like one.
    boshqa tomondan o’zbeklarni amerikaliklar yaxshi bilmasligining sababi faqat ularning geografiyani uaxshi bilmasligida emas. qars ikki qo’ldan chiqadi.

    Comment by kto to | April 27, 2009 | Reply


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