Give O’Reilly some ‘motherfucking iced tea’

Recently, Bill O’Reilly (of discounted Bill O’Reilly jigsaw puzzle, and “No Spin” polo shirt fame) momentarily stopped slapping his name and the American flag on high-quality merchandise shipped from China, stepped out of his no-spin comfort zone, and had dinner with a real, live black person—Al Sharpton. According to this re-cap of his radio show, the experience was evidently an eye-opening one for O’Reilly. For starters, O’Reilly learned that black people own and run restaurants too! And, despite what you might think, those restaurants are exactly like restaurants run by white people, with tables and chairs, and food, and everything:

And I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship. It was the same, and that’s really what this society’s all about now here in the U.S.A.

Who are THEY gonna vote for?

Bored…

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Bush: Greatest Moments in Presidential Speeches

The American World

2004

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- What?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Where?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- How many stans are there?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- NO! Uzbekistan!
- What? Upakistan?
- Uzbekistan
- Where the fuck is that??
- Central Asia
- What?

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- I said Uzbekistan!
- Where is that?
- It’s in Central Asia
- Hm… You don’t look Asian

* * *

- Where are you from?
- You probably don’t know where it is anyways…
- No, tell me, I do!
- I’m from Uzbekistan
- What?
- Told you….

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Where???
- Uzbekistan
- Pekistan?
- Uzbekistan!!
- Oh… I know one guy who is also from… there.

* * *

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Oh…

His Excellency: George W.

“Free nations don’t attack each other! Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction!” -  Oh really? That’s what I thought!!

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Jack Nicholson Prank Call

This made me laugh so hard I cried

Mr President

 

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you’re not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved”

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Help Desk

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.” (At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn’t, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: “Ok, did you type ‘click’ with the keyboard?”
Customer: “I have done something dumb, right?”

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