U.S. National Debt Clock

The estimated population of the United States is 303,615,033 so each citizen’s share of this debt is $30,048.44.
The National Debt has continued to increase an average of $1.47 billion per day since September 29, 2006

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The First Trojan

I just uninstalled Norton Internet Security, Installed AVG, scanned C:\ and found a trojan horse in Windows\system32 called firefox.exe (Trojan horse_c.RN) which Norton didn’t notice when scanned… Norton sucks

The American World

2004

- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- What?

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- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Where?

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- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- How many stans are there?

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- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- NO! Uzbekistan!
- What? Upakistan?
- Uzbekistan
- Where the fuck is that??
- Central Asia
- What?

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- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Pakistan?
- I said Uzbekistan!
- Where is that?
- It’s in Central Asia
- Hm… You don’t look Asian

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- Where are you from?
- You probably don’t know where it is anyways…
- No, tell me, I do!
- I’m from Uzbekistan
- What?
- Told you….

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- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Where???
- Uzbekistan
- Pekistan?
- Uzbekistan!!
- Oh… I know one guy who is also from… there.

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- Where are you from?
- Uzbekistan.
- Oh…

The Ugliest Simpsons Character

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